Post-partum hair loss

It's everywhere! The floor, my clothes, his clothes, the baby. How is it that I'm not bald?

Rainy Saturday

My 3-year-old nephew is funny:

Me: Hey, Brady, you're eating Goldfish. Can I have a goldfish?
Brady: Here (hands me one)
Me: Just one, huh? You're very literal.
Brady: I'M NOT LITTLE! I'M BIG!

Well, it's happened. Just like my mother said it would.

A phone conversation with my sister today:

Sis: Well, I'm surprised you remembered my name
Me: Why?
Sis: Because yesterday when we were talking, you switched over to the other line and said you'd be right back. You never came back.
Me: Oh God, really? I don't even remember that. Seriously, I have no recollection of doing that.
Sis: Do you even remember talking to me?
Me: Thankfully, yes, I do remember that.

Apparently it is true what my mother said - once you have children, the mind goes. I really didn't expect it to happen this quickly though. He's only four-months old!